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BREAKING NEWS! The side part is back.
That’s right, according to Glamour, parting your hair on the side adds instant sex appeal. Though this may be news to some of you, I’ve been sporting the side part for years. Here’s recent proof of my status as a sex symbol.
So, to all you ladies with a center part, I hate to tell you this, but you are no longer making the grade.
One of my fellow dancers posted this list the other day on Facebook.
10 Reasons To Love Dancers:
1. We can do it in many positions.
2. We have perfect technique, good rhythm and great hip rotation.
3. We’re used to having bruises on our knees.
4. We’re used to performing in very little clothing.
5. Underwear doesn’t get in the way because we don’t wear any.
6. Straddling is our natural position.
7. After a quick intermission we’re ready to go at it again.
8. We don’t mind getting hot and sweaty.
9. We’re not as delicate and fragile as we look.
10. And of course flexibility. Imagine the possibilities.
Mr. S, you should consider yourself a very lucky man. Whoa! What we’re you thinking? Pervert.
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