Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow

For the last 3 years, Mr. S has been growing his hair out. Partly because he could, but the eventual plan was to always donate it to Locks of Love. Mr. S’ friend, April, who is a stylist in San Diego happened to be in town this weekend so it was off with his hair.
So now with 4 fresh ponytails to send off to the charity…
I introduce the new Mr. S. I like what I see. Meow!
As for the pornstache he is sporting. That’s temporary. He just likes to find new ways to provoke me. It usually works but I love him anyway.

The Real Housewife of SLC

I don’t watch many of those “Real Housewives” shows, I am too busy devoting my reality tv time to Bret Michaels and The Biggest Loser. On the rare occasion I have tuned in I haven’t stayed long. Who wants to watch a bunch of rich bi-otches spend all of their time shopping, eating out at fine restaurants, getting botox and cat-fighting with one another? Sigh…they are living the life I was always meant for. And according to Mr. S the life I will one day have.

On the way to the gym this morning, Mr. S said, “Won’t it be nice when you are a stay at home mom and can work out 3 times a day?” His idealism about certain things is really endearing.

I am very aware that this will not be the case. I know too many moms who have proven this to be correct. Even if I am able and choose to stay home full-time, working out 3 times a day will never happen. I don’t like going to the gym 3 times a week. But sign me up for the botox!

Red Badge of Courage

For Valentines Day I gave Mr. S a card than included this pin. You would think he would want to shout this from the roof tops. But no, 2 months later he still hasn’t worn it. Tonight I gave him the opportunity.

We had some movies that needed to be returned to Red Box and since I had picked up the movies I asked Mr. S to return them. He said he would if I would come with him. I didn’t really want to but when I got a glimpse of this card on the nightstand I formulated what I believed to be a masterful plan. I told him I would go if he would wear the pin on his chest for all to see. He went alone.

It was a win-win situation for me.