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When Ice Skating And 30 Year Olds Don’t Mix

Part of being a wife means supporting our husband’s hobbies and new ventures. So when Mr. S decided he wanted to learn to play ice hockey, I didn’t object. Besides, I had been trying to get him to try some winter activities and convince his California upbringing to embrace more of what Utah has to offer. And I think he may have been inspired by watching the recent Winter Olympics.

Mr. S was told he would need to learn to ice skate first before he could sign up for the ice hockey class. There were no adult classes available until May and not wanting to delay his new talent any longer, Mr. S swallowed his pride and signed up for skating lessons in a class of six year olds. How are the lessons going, you ask? Let’s just say his first lesson was his last. That night we spent 7 hours in the emergency room after Mr. S made a grand exit from the ice rink.Mr. S ended up breaking his fibula in 3 places and dislocating his tibia. The break would later need surgery, which was taken care of with a steel plate, pins and screws. And some good drugs.

This is now Mr. S’ view. Needless to say, he is getting serious cabin fever.

Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned Who Writes To Tell Me All About It

I received a disturbing email through Facebook on Friday from someone I have never met. Did you know that people can still send messages to your inbox even if you aren’t “friends?” Now you know.

The email started out friendly enough, “Hi, I keep seeing comments from you on Monica* and Chandler’s* status… and your name caught my eye. So I went to your page, and funny thing… I “dated” your husband about 6 years ago.” Sounds innocent enough, right? Thought maybe she just wanted to say ‘hello’ and leave it at that. Nope. From there it got nasty and she proceeded to tell me how Mr. S had been a “big jerk,” treated her badly, and then never called her again. I won’t get into all the details but I’m not sure why after 6+ years she thought it would be okay to send an email like that to someone she has never met. I can’t even remember most of the guys I dated 6 years ago. Nor do I care to.

From what Mr. S has told me about his past I’m sure it’s true. He wasn’t a saint. We all have a past. Sometimes we treat others badly and make poor judgment calls. But that’s what is great about the past. It’s behind us and we move forward. We learn from our mistakes and we strive to be better. The Mr. S I know is none of the things she accused him of being.

I am debating whether or not I want to respond to her message. I have a lot of sarcastic (and some not so nice) replies milling around in my head, but if I decide to respond I plan on keeping things very diplomatic. Or I can always say the mean things I’ve come up with and end it the same way she ended her message, “Sorry, just had to get that out.” Any suggestions?

*names have been changed to protect the innocent.

Who Are You And What Did You Do With The Handsome Man I Married?

Ever since Mr. S cut off 13 inches of his hair and donated it to Locks of Love, he has been going back and forth about whether or not he wants to grow it back out or shave it off. Such extremes. I wouldn’t choose either option. Though when he first cut his hair off I did find myself missing it a little. His latest fixation has been getting a mohawk. I am okay with this if done right. And by done right I mean a more stylized faux-hawk where hair product is applied daily. Mr. S’ idea of doing it right is to get a haircut like Chuck Liddell. Which I thought was a very, very bad idea.

Last night I went out to dinner with my two sisters and I came home to this.dsc01183dsc01184
Did I mention we are planning on going to my high school reunion on Saturday? Definitely not one of his finer moments. Not sure if this is his way to ensure we don’t have a baby anytime soon. But if it is, it’s working. In the meantime I am going to imagine his long flowing hair from our wedding day or the short cut he was sporting just yesterday. Those were good times. And if that doesn’t work at least there is no need to use birth control.

Small and Super Things #4

I am off on my first long distance motorcycle ride over the 4th of July weekend. Work has been crazy and I need a couple days off. I also need a dose of Small and Super Things. And when I need it, you all benefit. Enjoy and have a great holiday weekend.

1- The 4th of July. Besides my birthday and Christmas, this is my favorite holiday. Fireworks, Neil Diamond and Patriotism. Any questions?

2-Only one week until my birthday. Gifts are still being accepted. Cash is okay too.

3-Discovering two new flavors of Extra Fruit Sensations gum.

4-Cuddling with Kingston. And Mr. S.

5-Neighbors apologizing for past transgressions. Does this mean I need to tone down the “passionate lovemaking?”

Surviving the River Wild

dsc010114Two weekends ago, the same weekend we brought Kingston home, Mr. S and I went for a little adventure. As if getting a new puppy wasn’t enough for us we decided to go river rafting. The owner of Sawtooth Adventure Company, Jared Hopkinson, spoke in one of Mr. S’ classes last year and ever since that Mr. S has been talking about going. I’ve always wanted to experience some good whitewater rapids so it didn’t take much convincing. But since we spent the majority of last year planning a wedding, the trip didn’t happen until this year.

We packed our bags for the weekend and headed to the thriving city of Stanley, ID, population 100. Don’t be fooled by the small number of residents. There happens to be an Upper and Lower Stanley and I am convinced that late at night the locals meet in the middle and have regular rumbles to decide who the dominant half of the city is, West Side Story style. And what Stanley lacks in residents it more than makes up for in beauty.

When we booked the trip a couple of months ago I was certain the weather would cooperate. Little did I know that Utah/Idaho was going to be hit with the wettest June in the last 10 years with record low temperatures. Luckily when we checked in I was reassured I would keep warm with whatever gear I needed. I was offered a wet suit, fleece, rain suit, and neoprene water shoes. I chose all of the above. Once we were suited up we met our guide, Jenna, and a group of 4 friends that would be joining us in our raft. Jenna was a delight. The others, not so much. They were all intoxicated from a night of drinking that had apparently ended just a few minutes before they arrived. And I was certain at least one of them was going to throw up once the rapids unsettled their stomachs. My only request was that they aim for outside the boat.

Sawtooth Adventure Company boast the motto: Idaho’s One Stop Adventure Stop. And had we had more time we might have participated in a longer rafting trip, some mountain climbing or maybe a scenic flight over the Sawtooth Mountains. But our adventure that day was the High Adventure Trip, a 10 mile float down the Salmon River experiencing class II, III, and IV rapids. Thanks to the high water levels, we had some moments of excitement but managed to all stay in the boat. Including my intoxicated friends. The really exciting rapids didn’t last as long as I had hoped but we had a good time. And for those long stretches where we did nothing but float, Jenna made sure to share her knowledge of the Stanley area while we enjoyed the beauty of our surroundings.img_2194We finished in about 3 hours and by that time my hands were pretty cold. When we got back to Sawtooth Adventure Company headquarters a steaming cup of hot chocolate found its way into my hands and slowly my body started to warm up. I was also able to view pictures that were taken by another employee at various points throughout our float. And unlike most places that rape your wallet for just one good picture, I was able to purchase a cd with ALL of our pictures for $15. That’s what I call service.

Mr. S and I are already talking about going back and doing a multi-day float trip next year. Want to join us?

The Fire’s On Us

Since Mr. S’ birthday is on a Monday we opted to celebrate over the weekend. We enjoyed a wonderful dinner at Ruth’s Chris Steak House complete with a complimentary fire.
receiptI kinda feel a little jipped. They didn’t turn the fireplace on until we were half way through out meal.

Happy Birthday, Mr. S!

pieToday is Mr.S’ birthday. He is the exact opposite of me and hates all the attention a birthday can bring. Not sure what is wrong with him, but if you see him on the street be sure to tell him “Happy Birthday!” He will love me for it.

Mr. S is not much of a cake guy, so he requested pie. Being the loving wife that I am I agreed to give it a shot. Mr. S gave me a cookbook titled, “Sweety Pies” for Christmas, so finding a good recipe wasn’t a problem. The problem would be if it came out looking nothing like the picture in the book. I figured worse case scenario if it didn’t work out there was always Marie Callendar’s. I am happy to report that it DID work out. I made my first ever strawberry-rhubarb pie, with a homemade crust to boot. No back up plan necessary. Mr. S has even requested I make it again. Definitely a good sign.pie2