Eat Your Heart Out

BREAKING NEWS! The side part is back.

That’s right, according to Glamour, parting your hair on the side adds instant sex appeal. Though this may be news to some of you, I’ve been sporting the side part for years. Here’s recent proof of my status as a sex symbol.

So, to all you ladies with a center part, I hate to tell you this, but you are no longer making the grade.