That’s right, according to Glamour, parting your hair on the side adds instant sex appeal. Though this may be news to some of you, I’ve been sporting the side part for years. Here’s recent proof of my status as a sex symbol.

So, to all you ladies with a center part, I hate to tell you this, but you are no longer making the grade.

So imagine my joy when I found the perfect dress to wear to Mr. S’ graduation. When I first laid eyes on the dress, in all its sunshine yellow glory, I knew we were meant to be. Pretty things and I just mesh well together. It was a little out of my price range. I mean, it’s not like I was the one graduating. But I was going to be in pictures too and wanted to make sure the man of the hour looked his best. And if that included some arm candy proudly standing next to him, then I would do my duty as a wife and look my best too. And I was right about the dress. We were made for each other.

And as a gesture of his appreciation, Mr. S had roses delivered to my office. He graduates and I get flowers. I feel pretty, oh so pretty…